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Beats Per Millennium - Insane Clown Posse merchandise banned at school stuck in time warp







Insane Clown Posse merchandise banned at school stuck in time warp

Lebanon High School in Lebanon, OR has decided to ban any items associated with the Insane Clown Posse. In a related story, scientists have discovered that it is somehow still the late 90s in Lebanon, OR.

17-year-old Jessica McNeil, a real patriot, delivered a letter to the school board asking that they reverse the decision. The school board, no doubt impressed with the proactive nature of 21st Century teenagers, promised to look into the issue, saying they cannot reverse the decision yet because…get this…THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BAND!

Way to make an informed decision, folks.

This is the part of the article where I was going to make a bunch of jokes about ICP, but I’m kind of scared their fans will kill me so I’m going to leave them alone.

Posted by Mike Denslow at Oct 07, 2008 09:28 PM

 
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