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Beats Per Millennium - R. Kelly divorces

R. Kelly divorces

I don’t think R. Kelly’s wife knows what acquitted means.

R. Kelly and his wife of 11 years are divorcing and getting joint custody of their three kids. The two met in 1994 when she auditioned to be his back-up dancer, and has stood by him through all the ups and downs the man has embraced.

The biggest news to come out of this whole ordeal? R. Kelly was married for 11 years. Real talk. She knew him before I Believe I Can Fly came out, before the cornrows, stayed with him through the peeing on teenagers and the trial and Trapped in the Closet and whatever the fuck else he’s been up to, and divorces him now, when everything is basically “normal,” whatever “normal” is to R. Kelly.

Here’s hoping that crazy genius Kells can stick his key in a enough ignitions to find lasting love.

Oh, and if you believe Wikipedia, Trapped in the Closet chapters 23-32 come out this year. So we’ve got that to look forward to.

Posted by Joe Kaiser at Jan 10, 2009 07:05 PM