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Beats Per Millennium - Suge...ok?







Suge...ok?

I can’t believe I am sitting here about to write a news story on Suge Knight for the third time this week. Last week Suge decided to sue the thuggish Kanye West for throwing the kind of dangerous party where somebody would take shots at a harmless record mogul. Yesterday Suge was charged in the beating of his girlfriend. About the most interesting thing to take away from that story was that there are actually women out there willing to date this guy. Now comes news that Suge has found somebody else to take his irrelevance out on. The police!

Knight is claiming that the Barstow (CA) Police Department stole his diamond studded earring. They allegedly did this while Suge was being transferred from the West Valley Detention Center to the California Institution for Men. Hmm…I’m going to go way out on a limb and say that mistake number one was probably bringing your diamond studded earring to prison with you, Suge.

You may recall from that Kanye story (but have probably already forgotten) that part of Knight’s lawsuit against Ye has to do with losing a diamond studded earring at the party. Suge, I don’t claim to have the best advice in the world, but it seems to me that you are having some trouble keeping track of all your diamond studded earrings. Maybe just give’em up? Maybe you could sell them and pay off some of the 137 million dollars you are in debt. But hey…that’s just me.

Posted by Mike Denslow at Nov 19, 2008 11:39 PM

 
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